Vaginas are meant to be filled!
Mmm, sweet baby ray’s

Mmm, sweet baby ray’s

bored watching TV

bored watching TV

Mouthwash cap

Mouthwash cap

herro anus, i am poony the vaginal dog, i may sniff you from time to time please have patient.

herro anus, i am poony the vaginal dog, i may sniff you from time to time please have patient.

Going out swinging with a hidden Fleshlight in me

sheilastretch:

I decided to shave tonight because- assuming things go according to plan- Mr. S and I might be swinging with our friend Fantastic Ass and her husband again.

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Would it be bad of me to stuff a Fleshlight inside myself before we go out?

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Would it make it worse if I didn’t tell anyone it was in there?

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And what if I said that Mr. Fantastic isn’t going to discover my little ‘prank’

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until I birth it out in the living room

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after he’s already finished fucking me? :D

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I don’t expect to get video (other than the video of me putting it in I took these stills from)

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but hopefully we’ll be able to record some audio

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and maybe get a few pictures or something to catch his reaction. 

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‘Officially’ we’re just coming over to watch Limitless,

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drink some good liquor

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and do a little swinging if the mood is right

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but mainly I just want to watch Mr. S fuck Mrs. Fantastic Ass. 

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(you can’t even tell there’s anything in me, can you?)

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I’ve got a bit of a crush on her and it’s been a while since I’ve watched Mr. S fuck another woman. I suspect she probably won’t get drunk enough to be down to have me try to eat her out again, but I think watching Mr. S fuck her will do well enough to keep me satisfied :D

I’m a little bit afraid that birthing the Fleshlight in front of them might get us kicked of their “ok to swing with” list, but it also feels like the sort of thing I can’t *not* do now that I’ve thought of it. So obviously, I’m gonna have to do it. 

If nothing else, I think it’ll be completely worth it for the initial reaction. 

I’m so fucking excited!

edit:

Update with a recording of the reaction here

wants2fist:

Stretching hot hole with a water bottle